10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.