10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen