10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.