10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth