10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow