10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- It's Free To Fold...