10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "No river, no fish."
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"