10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.