10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.