10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson