10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim