10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Fook the floosh droo!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek