10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is for loners.