10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --