10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway