10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.