10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez