10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson