10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson