10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- It's Free To Fold...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph