10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "No river, no fish."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz