10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Fold and live to fold again
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.