10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Welcome to kicker school
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi