10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"