10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!