10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.