10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson