10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS