10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- im going to 2 out you to death
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus