10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike