10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.