10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike