10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.