10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fold and live to fold again
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill