10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.