10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth