10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.