10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.