10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim