10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.