10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed