10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls