10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd