10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "No river, no fish."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha