10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it