10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "No river, no fish."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus