10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."