10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz