10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die