10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it